Why trust Royal Mail when you can trust Royal Birds? Our professionally trained carrier pigeons deliver your messages across the UK with mostly reliable service since... well, recently!
*Depending on wind conditions, pigeon mood, and availability of breadcrumbs. Average delivery time: 2-47 business days.
Zero carbon emissions! Well, except for the occasional... natural fertilizer deposits along the route.
Our pigeons are trained in advanced counter-surveillance. They've never been caught by MI5... that we know of.
"I sent a love letter to my partner in Scotland. It only took 3 weeks and arrived with minimal pigeon... decorations. Romantic!"
"Better than Royal Mail! The pigeon actually found my address, unlike my usual postman. Plus, it's much friendlier."